Ms.Shelly

It's TUMBLR bitches!

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

image

I did not have saxual relations with that woman

rnikan:

the first thing you should notice about a girl is her eyes

kidxforever:

Somewhere on planet earth

Right now

At this moment

Somebody

Is

Riding dick

Shout out to the them

1. If you don’t like the way he kisses you, you won’t like the way he fucks you. Get up and leave.

2. If he won’t go down on you, but expects you to go down on him, laugh. Get up and leave.

3. If you don’t want to do something and he doesn’t respect that, slap him round the face. Get up and leave.

4. If he isn’t okay with the imperfections on your skin, if he says they turn him off, get up and leave.

5. If you don’t want to shave your legs and he thinks that’s disgusting and refuses to touch them, get up and leave.

6. If he doesn’t see your body as a masterpiece, as a complete work of art, get up and leave.

7. If he makes you feel uncomfortable about any part of your body, get up and leave.

– Get up and leave // E.E  (via sluttyoliveoil)


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